belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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