Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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