Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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