your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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