I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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