Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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