Fine. I'll sleep in my office
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Dick very happy bro
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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