we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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