party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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