i just google imaged poop.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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