You're my little dorito
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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