She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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