Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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