YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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