Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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