After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i've created a new STD.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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