Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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