I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
No stitches, just platelets and will power
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My feet surprised me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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