Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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