i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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