i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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