then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
you made out with another girl for some wings
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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