i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
high people should be assigned attendants
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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