You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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