508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
