I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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