Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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