I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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