so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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