My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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