so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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