I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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