Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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