Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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