I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Randomize
