Apparently you make a good broom.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
only you would photoshop your dick
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Hippo gnu deer
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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