Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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