i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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