How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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