its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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