Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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