Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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