i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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