All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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