so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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