BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
where does the pee come out of this thing
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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