just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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