What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I need moral support for this bender
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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