I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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