I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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