your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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