areolas are like halos for boobs.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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