i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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